Hellhound Hallucinations vrg Just watch out for surprise

Just watch out for surprise cannonball coups

These black shield sunglasses with half-rim frames and burnt orange reflective lenses won't slip or bounce when you spike the ball and promptly follow that up with a legendary victory dance in the endzone that can only be described as a twerkout

but I’d rather claim Best Dressed

do gods like role-playing

Aphrodite is Aphrodite in both the streets and the sheets

Hellhound Hallucinations vrg Just watch out for surpriseWhat the what?! Did you just see a rabid three headed Basset Hound wearing a turtle shell?! Don't worry. You're just having Hellhound Hallucinations. We told you not to drink the reclaimed water at the dog park, but you never listen. Well, maybe you'll listen up when we tell you that you can now get the BFG frames you know and love in the tortoiseshell print you've always wanted!!! (You're welcome, ya big noggined lug.) Made for Bigger Noggins Wider